Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 15, 2009
Salon Gramma Evie: Hi, Simon. Simon: Evie! Welcome. Simon: Sit...relax...let Simon work his magic. Gramma Evie: But - I haven't told you what I WANT. Simon: Simon knows. Simon ALWAYS knows. Gramma Evie: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Simon: Don't you love it? Simon does.