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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 15, 2009
Salon Gramma Evie: Hi, Simon. Simon: Evie! Welcome. Simon: Sit...relax...let Simon work his magic. Gramma Evie: But - I haven't told you what I WANT. Simon: Simon knows. Simon ALWAYS knows. Gramma Evie: Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Simon: Don't you love it? Simon does.
Simon IS either gay or bisexual. Jan once had him angrily tell Val that “All Men Are Pigs!” Simon also asked if HE could have Phil, if Val wasn’t going to get more serious with him.