Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 31, 2000
Transcript:
Joan: Have you seen this new catalog? Comfy couches, breezy drapes, cheery mediterranean colors on the walls! Let's freshen this place up! Val: I just finished paying for Holly's retainer and a new set of tires, but what teh heck, Sis - let's see what we can afford. Look! A tropical peach air freshener kit! I'll buy two.
You want a renovation, Joan, YOU pay the bill.