Steve Kelley for April 12, 2024

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    jreist Premium Member 2 months ago

    Great one!

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  2 months ago

    We all know he goes to hell

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 2 months ago


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    Hello Everyone  2 months ago

    One issue that most conservatives and Liberals seem to agree on!

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    pat gorse  2 months ago

    O.J. Simpson would not WANT to go to Heaven. He’d never find the Real Killers up there.

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    pat gorse  2 months ago

    Everybody knows O.J. didn’t do it. I believe it was ANTIFA, or the FBI. But the person most to blame is Nancy Pelosi.

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    Silenced Victim Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ann Coulter’s “Mugged” comes to mind here…..

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    davidthoms1  2 months ago

    Wow! Kelly said something true about Lawyers!

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    Ontman  2 months ago

    To me, non-news.

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    Rhetor  2 months ago

    Love the lawyer joke, but just when did St. Peter get promoted to decider (in this utterly non-Biblical pearly-gates toon trope, at least)?

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    Gen.Flashman  2 months ago

    Isn’t THE basic and the whole basic of Christianity it that if you accept JC you go to heaven no matter your sins? And that if you live a sin free life but reject JC you don’t?

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    Wonder-Wart-Hog  2 months ago

    Whenever I see the scene in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) if OJ in the wheelchair had vaulted the upper deck for real the 2 people that would be alive today.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 2 months ago

    This toon definitely made me laugh

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    Escapee  2 months ago

    OMG…Kelley and I agree on something!

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    HskrPhan  2 months ago

    I hope O.J. repented.

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    charliekane  2 months ago

    Quoting fellow Hoosier, David Letterman: “If he didn’t kill those people, they aren’t dead”

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    knutdl  2 months ago

    How do Kelley know?

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    ibrooklyn  2 months ago

    Don’t you mean down there?

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    charliekane  2 months ago

    If the glove catches fire that makes him a lair . . .

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    casonia2  2 months ago

    FJB: I sincerely hope that you are a Russian or Chinese bot, because it would be terribly embarrassing if anyone as stupid, misled, rude, and stubbornly persistent were a fellow American.

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    cipactli77  2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that OJ went straight to hell, but ONLY to find the real killer.

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    ferddo  2 months ago

    Back then, analysts pointed out that the gloves had shrunk due to being soaked… and that OJ had gained enough weight between the killings and the trial that his hands would have swollen…

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 2 months ago

    You could say that again,St Peter‼️

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    Moore 1  2 months ago

    What he meant to say, good luck in finding a lawyer up here to take you on.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member 2 months ago

    More and more I am convinced most people are into religion for the schadenfreude. They get satisaction knowing those they hate are in torment while they will be rewarded. I remember noted scold and moral mother superior Laura Schlessinger saying something to the effect that “There had better be a hell, otherwise I gave bacon up for nothing.” She gave up bacon to lord her moral rightness over others.

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    suelou  2 months ago

    Wouldn’t there have been DNA inside that glove?

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    Surprised he makes it this far, he should have been a roster cut early on. I dont want him to rip, I want him to toss and turn for eternity.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    Look in the directory and find Robert Kardashian for me.

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    tpcox928  2 months ago

    No lawyers in heaven? Of course! That’s why it’s heaven.

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