Signe Wilkinson for March 24, 2019


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    sipsienwa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And has everyone had their shots?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “No worries! We’ve got all that and a bag of nuts!”

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    Jason Allen  about 2 months ago

    “What about vaccinations? Have your kids had there’s?”

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    NeoconMan  about 2 months ago

    ^ “There’s”? Now, THAT’S a new one. Never seen THAT word before. Is it yours?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago
    Paranoia ;~{
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    Cerabooge  about 2 months ago

    Lead exposure in infancy results in lead flying 20 years later.

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    brwydave Premium Member about 2 months ago

    For heaven’s sake don’t let the kids roam free in the hills, they might find something like poison oak.

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    Radish Premium Member about 2 months ago

    George Carlin said;

    Let me tell you a true story about immunization okay? When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered! So personally, I never take any special precautions against germs. I don’t shy away from people that sneeze and cough, I don’t wipe off the telephone, I don’t cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! Yes I do. Even if I’m at a sidewalk café! In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year’s morning during a soccer riot! And you know something? In spite of all that so-called risky behaviour, I never get infections, I don’t get them, I don’t get colds, I don’t get flu, I don’t get headaches, I don’t get upset stomach, you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system and it gets a lot of practice. My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes, and we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines. So when my white blood cells are on patrol recon ordering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, if they see any, ANY suspicious looking germs of any kind, they whip out their weapons.

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    ccwsparks  about 2 months ago

    You left out “no Faux Noise on the TV.”

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    Charlie Tuba  about 2 months ago

    No worries. He just has head lice!

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