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Rob Rogers

Reporter: Are they motivated by ideology or religion? Are they mentally ill? Man: Is he talking about the shooters? Woman: No... he's talking about politicians opposed to sensible gun laws!

Rob Rogers

Rick Santorum: I have no problem with homosexuality... just homosexual acts! Man on man, man on dog... it's all icky! Pedophile priests are the result of liberalism! Abortion is like slavery! The media aids terrorists! John McCain is wrong... torture works! Man: I'll tell him whatever he wants to hear if he just stops talking!

Rob Rogers

Paul Revere's Ride by Sarah Palin Sarah Palin: Listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere... And the rockets' red glare and bombs bursting in air, gave proof to the Brits that our flag was still there... I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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Rob Rogers

Woman: Yuck! ...That's not on the official monument tour, Congressman! D.C. Sights

Rob Rogers

President Barack Obama: We just hit a little bump in the road. ECONOMY President Barack Obama: OK...it was a BIG bump in the road...and some potholes. President Barack Obama: OK...the road is crumbling underneath our tires. President Barack Obama: OK...there is no road.

Rob Rogers

Museum of Unexplained Mysteries Bush Tax Cuts' Payoff Man: After ten years, I'm beginning to think he's a hoax! Woman: The real mystery is why it took ten years...

Rob Rogers

Pat Robertson: Earthquakes are God's way of telling sinners the end is near! Michele Bachmann: Hurricanes are God's way of telling politicians to cut spending! God: Idiots are my way of telling people I have a sense of humor!

Rob Rogers

Man: I will never forget the heroism you showed here! Firefighter: My lung cancer isn't covered in the 9/11 Health Bill! Man: And you would be?... 2001/2011

Rob Rogers

Rick Perry: I support capital punishment for serious criminals... especially those involved in evil ponzi schemes!

Rob Rogers

Reporter: Let me get this straight... intense scrutiny and probing questions are like kryptonite to you? Rick PErry: Aaaagh... stop!
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