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Pat Oliphant

Punk: You'll have to wear a surgeon general's label, Jess. Jesse Helms' dilemma: To stay on as chairman of the agriculture committee and protect tobacco, or to become chairman of the foreign relations committee.

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Punk: He's doing the best he can. Hijacked an Italian ship, murdered an elderly Jew in a wheelchair, reinforced U.S. - Israeli relations, increased the climate of violence further... My, my, what else did you do to us?

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Yasuhiro Nakasone: Ah! A thousand pardons, you dim-witted and uneducated cohabitant with Bracks, Mexicans and Puerto Ricans! Uncle Sam: That's quite OK, you ant-like xenophobic, whale-killing, discriminating, chauvinistic, racist barbarian and despoiler of international trade! Little Man: Miss Enola Gay and friend...

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Pat Oliphant

Dan Quayle: My daddy, the jackal. Little Man: Let that wimpy Perot match his! At this time: Terrorists release the last two Western hostages held in Beirut. And, Abdul el Bush takes up international terrorism.

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Newt the younger is instructed in the finer points of statemanship and international diplomacy by his personal tutor and mentor, Dr. Kissinger. Kid: Sorry I screwed up with China and Taiwan, Doc... Hey, Doc, tell me that neat story again, about how you bombed the hell out of Cambodia! Man: Vell, just vun more time, zen

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John McCain: Now what?! Men: Some pansy liberal like McCain will try to normalize relations! What will become of us? Obviously it's some godless commie trick! Quit? Now who'll be our hate object? Invade the sumbitches right now, I say! Fidel Castro: Look at those conservatives jump, Raul - timing is everything! Punk: You shouldn't tease those poor Republicans like that.

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Man: Here they come again! I wonder if we ever normalize relations with Cuba, will our fascists stop behaving like communists... Punk: I used to count sheep. Now I count cops.

Pat Oliphant

President of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai: Permit me to introduce the all-new, visionary, innovative, upwardly mobile and incorruptible Karzai cabinet! Punk: Can we take them off our taxes as dependents?

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Man: Call the investors and beg for clemency. Man 2: Who was that? Man 3: Dubai. Punk: Skis work on sand?

Pat Oliphant

Little Man: Who made this bike? Punk: Guess.
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