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Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Clare: Here's your hefty heifer, sir... Man: All right, then. Clare: Well, don't you have something to say? Man: Huh? I beg your pardon? Clare: Hello... it's customer appreciation day! Gary: Er... Clare? It's we who appreciate the customers.

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Clare: Neil, why are you putting those tomatoes back? Neil: They're not ripe yet. Clare: Are you sure? They've been in there a while. Neil: See? They're still green. Clare: Okay, science lesson, Neil... when tomatoes have been red for too long, they go back to green. Leticia: ...and fuzzy.

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Clare: People say I avoid work, but have you noticed I'm the only one who bothers to water the plants? They're like my children... I talk to them, make sure they're doing okay... Hi, Patricia! You look thirsty. I'm their lifeblood. Without me, they'd shrivel up and die! They can thanks me for being so lush and healthy. I guess I just have a green thumb. Leticia: Why haven't you told her the plants are fake? Gary: I just don't have the heart. Clare: That's it, Henry... drink up.

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Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Neil: Boy, this one's a toughie! Clare: Neil, you've done that same placemat puzzle every day for the past six months!

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Neil: So, I'll take your twenty-dollar bill and give you two twenties! Thanks! Come again! Gary: What was that about, Neil? Neil: She had a two-for-one coupon.

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Leticia: Clare, daylight savings was two weeks ago! Clare: It was?? I thought it was tomorrow! Oh no! Leticia: Just now realizing why you've been so late to work? Clare: No! I thought I was sneaking out an hour early--but I was really leaving on time!

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Clare: Leticia! How did Neil's hair appointment go? Leticia: Okay, I suppose... neil decided to get the perm... but then he mistook some "Nair" for styling gel. Neil: my visor is too big now.

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Clare: Neil and I are having a race... Neil: We're going through all my jobs and seeing who can do them faster... Neil: Done! Clare: Looks like you win again, Neil! Neil: Wow! I finished before you even started!

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Leticia: I've been dying to see this movie! Clare: Me, too! Neil: I lied at work when I said I didn't eat all the pickles. Ticket taker: Um---First theater on your right... Clare: Neil, why did you tell her all that? Neil: My ticket said "admit one."

Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Neil: Leticia, want some of my caramel sundae? Leticia: That's nice of you to offer, Neil...I know it's your favorite. Neil: When I'm nice to people, the world is nice to me! Leticia: Like Karma? Neil: Obviously, I do, Leticia. Otherwise, I wouldn't put it on my sundae! Neil: You know, I usually think you're really smart...
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