Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 22, 2015
Alien Doctor: Three alleles into this column, carry the y chromosome and.... Alien Man: Yes? Alien Doctor: Good news! You're 53% related. You can't have sex, but you can help Gwyneth move into her new apartment without any decrease to your own reproductive fitness. Alien Man: Can you check again? I barely know her. Gwyneth: I still haven't decided where to put the piano.