Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 01, 2015
Alien Rider 1: I can feel them all over me. Alien Rider 2: Oh holy mole people, please get them off of me they are in my ear. Trainee: They don't look like they're having fun. Conductor: The fun starts when they leave! That's kind of our motto. Trainee: Why do they come? Conductor: Their parents are trying to relive their awful childhoods vicariously through their kids. Trainee: That's sweet Conductor: Kids can't tell of course but we use invisible cockroaches instead of spiders, half the price.