Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 21, 2015
Alien 1: The congregation is withering, Alice. What can we do? Alice: We could stop throwing new worshipers in the fire pit. Alien 1: But the cleansing of the fire pit is amongst the holiest of our rites! Alice: And yet not the most effective recruiting tool. Alien 1: I don't make the rules, Alice. The great giant ghost puppy who lives in billions of tiny ghost pieces inside our spleens makes the rules. Are you sure? Has anyone double checked with him recently?