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Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 11, 2015
Alien 1: Your Ladyfriend took off awful fast. Alien 2: What?! Who in the superhell are you? Alien 1: Having some difficulties with the ol' tambourine and otter? You must be new to the donkeydrome. You need to lower your local gravitational constant, tourist. Alien 2: And how do I do that? Drugs, I suppose? Alien 1: Pull down your pants. Alien 2: Because I won't do drugs. I promised my mom.
Today’s alt text: “HoverGrav makes the very finest in Personal Constant Maintenance Devices. This is not a HoverGrav unit.”