Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 08, 2015
Alien: Clerence, I seen Jeff and your sister pressing lungports down in the playpit. Clarence: Jeff! I thought you were my friend! Jeff: A beautiful pair of lungports trumps friendship, Clarence. Clarence: Well this weekend? When you're off camping with your dad? I'm gonna ork your mom's flange grove with my rear sensory integument. Jeff: No. Clarence: Your mom loves the integument, Jeff, she LOVES it.