I think there are monsters under my bed
well that's ridiculous
Monsters are too big. scorpions, on the other hand - now there a creature that can hide comfortably under a bed!
Reminds me of my dear old dad. Once when I couldn’t sleep because I was frightened by something I had seen that day on “Dark Shadows,” he sat by my bed, and read to me from a book of . . . ghost stories.