Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 26, 2016
Dad! My favorite band member left my favorite band and it's not the saaaaaaame! Wow. This is incredible. I'm so non--sad, I'm anti--sad. Look! I can rub this freshly-sliced onion right into my eye, and I'm not crying at all. I can punch myself in the nose, and my tear ducts stay totally dry excavation point watch I can drain the entire swimming pool, with my face acting as a reverse water hose! I hate you, daddy. Later... That onion trick must've been hard. Parenting is about sacrifice.