Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 08, 2016
If I don't feed the baby the right food, she won't be a well-adjusted adult. If I don't read her the right books, she'll be an emotionally hollow adult. If I don't sing her the right songs, she'll be a stressed adult. If I don't play for the right media she'll be a depressed adult. Why are your parents miserable all the time? Oh, I think that's just what it's like when you grow up.