Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 01, 2015
Dad! I want more dessert after dinner. I'm acting as my own lobbyist to request a rule change. I am prepared to give you a dollar every time I scream is served after a meal. Forget it! That's not lobbying, that bribery. Okay, what if instead I give you a dollar every day just because I like you, but if you ever stop serving ice cream, I stopped giving you money. It's a deal! Should we be teaching him civics at such a young age? He'll find out eventually, Barbara.