Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 26, 2003
"J-Lo and Ben Affleck added a wrinkle to their California Gubernatorial candidacy." "They announced they have a pet monkey who will run as their mascot." "Monkey?" "Other top candidates expresses surprise at the news." ""But each countered with their own cut animal late in the day." "Schwarzenegger appeared in public with an emu."