Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 25, 2003
"In other news, California today got a late entrant onto the governors race. Two entrants, actually." "J-Lo and Ben Affleck announced they would run in the same powerful celebrity ticket." "They said they would represebt all Californians, not as republicans or democrats..." "...But as Beautycrats." "Ooooooh."