Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 25, 2001
"Armstrong, the caf?'s packed with unemployed people. I'm working my tail off." "Check." "I'm wondering; what do you think of hiring me some help?" "Let me think..." "Why yes, I think I will spend more money, cut into my profits, and undermine the VERY REASON I'M IN BUSINESS." "I sense sarcasm." "Please, burn my wallet. I'm trying to get ahead."