Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for March 20, 2009
Jimbo says, "Did you find something special on page 493?" Rose says, "Uh, no." Jimbo says, "But I put a love note in that book last night!" Rose says, "You mean the other book?" Rose says, "It was due back at the library! I dropped it off this morning!" Jimbo says, "A librarian is going to read my love not?!" Librarian thinks, "The sentiments are heartfelt...but the grammar is atrocious!"