Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 18, 2001
Rose is cutting potatoes in the kitchen. She says, "I suppose if I were a potato I would feel INFERIOR to humans..." Rose turns her head and continues, "Those feelings would lead to resentment.." Rose turns around at looks at a potato that's dropped on the floor. She says, "Sadly, I'd make PATHETIC little attempts to PUNISH humans by, oh say, rolling off the kitchen counter onto the floor, for example." Jimbo comes up behind Rose and exclaims, "For heaven's sake, Rose, CURSE the potato and get on with life!" Rose replies, "I curse potatoes my own way."