Barack Obama is a lifeguard. His chair is facing the shore instead of the ocean. As he looks through his binoculars he declares that Alaska looks safe. The Atlantic Ocean is full of oil and has been renamed the Atlantic Oil Field.
As if nobody realizes that the President is counting on the NIMBYs to block this. “We need to protect the Alaskan Wilderness, so we’ll open oil drilling on the Atlantic coast.”“NOT in MY backyard!!!”“Right. The Alaskan Wilderness IS our backyard.”And I’ve always thought that if we buy all the oil from everybody else…When THEIR oil is gone, we still have OUR reserves.
As if nobody realizes that the President is counting on the NIMBYs to block this. “We need to protect the Alaskan Wilderness, so we’ll open oil drilling on the Atlantic coast.”“NOT in MY backyard!!!”“Right. The Alaskan Wilderness IS our backyard.”And I’ve always thought that if we buy all the oil from everybody else…When THEIR oil is gone, we still have OUR reserves.