Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Gang! Heard any Siamese Twin jokes lately? No? Well, you won’t be able to say that after this. These Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us. As you can see, we’re conjoined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Tim. We’ll have two drafts of your choice please.” The bartender serves them and notices that they’re talking about what sounds like an upcoming vacation so, being friendly, he makes polite conversation. “Going on vacation, Boys?” he asks. “Yes! We go on lots of trips. We’re off to England next month”, says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and just drive for miles, don’t we, Tim?” Tim agrees. “Ah, England”, says the bartender. What a wonderful country. The history, the beautiful countryside, the culture, great beers!" “Nah, we don’t like all that British stuff”, says John. “Hamburgers and American beer. That’s us, eh Tim? And we can’t stand the English. They’re so arrogant and rude.” The bartender asks: “Then why do you keep going there?” John replies, “It’s the only chance Tim gets to drive.”
BADABOOM! That’s my time so “Silver, Out!” it is.