Time for some Scottish humor. Any Scots out there? OK; I’ll tell it slowly:
A wealthy Scot landowner gave all his employees earmuffs one winter, due to the bitter cold and wind. MacTavish wore his once, then abandoned them altogether.
“MacTavish,” asked the landowner, “I see you’re not wearing the muffs I gave you, despite the weather here. Tell me, do you nae like ’em?”
“Ach, they’re fine, indeed, Sir,” MacTavish replies. “But when I first put them on, one o’ the other lads offered to buy me a drink, and I dinna hear him.”