Well. After the way I got taken to task for using a joke that I’d just seen in the comment section of another strip I’m gonna be careful who I plagiarize. I was hard up. Bygones?
Tonight, with a laugh at my heritage, I’ll ask you guys if you heard about the moyle – the rabbi who performs circumcisions – who saved the foreskins he cut, bizarre as that sounds.
Yeah, the moyle saves the skins and has them made into dual service luggage. Honest. He made briefcases that, if rubbed right, convert to overnighters.
My bon mot for tonight is: “It’s a wonderful world out there if you weaken enough to enjoy it.”