I find it curious that you love snakes but loath spiders as you indicated in your post here last night implying that you’d kill a tarantula if you were near one. You might wanna rethink that, Laddie Buck. You know how fast your snake, Jewel is? Spidey is much faster and can jump way high. How high? High enough to lock onto your face or your throat and it’s like BOING! and there he is. He’s not poisonous but the trauma would probably mess you up badly. If you ever saw the underside of a tarantula you might cry at the thought of what those big, sharp jaws might do to you. And he’s much faster on his feet than we are, even those who might’ve been trained by Nuck Chorris.
Them’s Jason jokes, Folks! Hope everyone is having a great Xmas.
Mic drop. Silver. Out!
Disclosure: I know it was only one Jason joke but I needed to make my silly rhyme hence the plural.