Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2017
Narrator: The Bantam is trying to get to the bottom of a Skull assassination plot! Voice: Mr. Mayor, we've foiled the bomb plot. But why would skull try to kill you? Woman: Would anyone like some coffee, or tea? Rip Haywire: ACK! Maw... modern villains are so secretive these days! TNT: Rip, that's your Mom... Dr. Pain. Rip Haywire: I can see perfectly well in this mask, TNT. Hopefully, she can't see me! TNT: This is crazier than free breadsticks and salad at Olive Garden. Rip Haywire: I know that is way too much food before pasta.