Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 21, 2016

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Rip Haywire: Highwayman, the bridge ahead is more broken than your fashion sense! The train won't make it across! Highwayman: Then you better worry about your girlfriends! They're riding on this train, too, along with your boss' gold! Rip Haywire: Yeah, I switched freight cars on you. These cars are as empty as your gun hand. Highwayman: Ah, but my knife hand is full! Rip Haywire: Gah! I never check the knife hand! Highwayman: End of the line for you, boy! Rip Haywire: WHOAA! Voice: Ha ha ha.... no.... no... no Rip Haywire: I finally tracked you down, Highwayman! Yes! I really need to work on my kill lines. Another day, another villain plunging to his certain death off a train. I hope the coyotes didn't get food poisoning! Breezy: Rip, you're safe! I was worried. Cobra Carson: She's so naive. Breezy: I promise no hunky, bearded, mysterious drifters who are arch villains in disguise will come between us again! Rip Haywire: As long as it ends like this.... I'm ok with it. Cobra Carson: How's bout you take this gal out for a stiff drink? Spur: Well.... Cobra Carson: I was talking to your gold.