Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2016
Breezy: What do you think, Rip? Does this wedding dress complement my features? Rip Haywire: Wowee! Your hair looks like an out of control oil ring fire... Your eyes are like giant pools that you could dive in to fight squids with flame throwing tentacles... Breezy: Stop, you big romantic... you're making my mascara run.