Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2016

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Dakota: I-I'm so scared to close my eyes! Afraid my attacker will come back! Breezy: I'll stay with you until you fall asleep, Dakota. Dakota: Thanks! Hey, you know what would help me sleep? A nice, cold Fresca, like the one you've got there! Breezy: A toast to our new friendship! Dakota: Sure! Breezy: Z Dakota: Idiot. Rip Haywire: I'm not jealous, Spur! Years of training have made me spot a bad guy from... Spur: Boy, can we talk about something else, now? Say, did you watch the last episode of "Downton Abbey" Rip, if you think there's something odd about this Dakota Stone fella, look into it! Rip Haywire: I have! And I've turned up zilch! This guy is a ghost! He's got no record at all! Which means it's an alias, which means he's hiding something... Spur: Like the secret formula to coke? I was just kiddidng about the coke formula, but seriously, somebody has to know it! Woman: Mayor, sheriff, thank goodness you're here. They stole everything in your personal vault, sir, and, John Glynn the manager, is missing!