Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2016
Col. Fusspot: Haywire, you're finished with the alliance... I'll speak with you, Miss. Easy, back at the office! Rip Haywire: But won't you listen to what happened?!? Breezy: Rip, I... Voice: Like I would ever sit and listen to your cockamamie song and dance! Rip Haywire: It's ok, Breezy. Trying to please your boss... it's like rubbing your face in a cat's belly. You realize there's a chain of command and then you go to the emergency room and get your ear sewn back on.