Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2016
Breezy: Tell us more about your childhood adventure with the stolen ring, Rip! R.J: Did you confront the pirate who stole the ring? Narrator: We snuck into his lair and rigged up a needlessly elaborate plan! Man: Dum-dee-dee-doooo.. whoa!! Yipe! Who who are you? Voice: I am the ghost of pirates past! Yoooooooo are in serious trouble! Man: H-how long will this take? Should I take "knight rider"!?! Voice: Gah! I'm missing "knight rider" for this stupid case!