Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 29, 2016
Narrator: While Rip is away teaching goons the fine art of negotiation, Breezy is about to teach Cobra about comeuppance! Cobra Carson: Skull is taking Cobra to Verboom. I'm getting on that plane! Don Juan: But, senorita Breezy, you'll never get through the TSA screening time! You've been out the the adventure/revenge game too long, old man! Don Juan: And turn off your phone while in flight-- not a problem for me, as I still don't know how to use the dumb thing!