Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2016
TNT: Rip, Flapjack Lumberson has disappeared but good! How are we going to find him? Rip Haywire: Let's start at the beginning. He vanished from a car on his wedding Day. Maybe he was forced into the sewers at gunpoint! TNT: By who? Gross smelling mole people? Morlocks? Rip Haywire: TNT, this is no time for hilarious science fiction references! TNT: I'm just saying it sounds a little far fetched. And I know fetching! You go see what you can sniff up in town. I'm going to go talk to Flapjack's best man! He might know something! Rip, you know how I feel about sniffing for clues! My last name doesn't end in "doo"! Rip Haywire: Our missing person's best friend might have some answers! Hmm, bad-guy cars in the driveway... it's time to do some lurking! Man 1: Flapjack said you were holding his winnings. The highwayman wants a taste! Man 2: I said I would! Now stop pummeling me! Man 1: One more to knock the lice out of your beard! Man 3: Wait, something stinks! It's the sheriff's truck! It always reeks of stale Funyuns! Man 2: Sorry, that's probably just my beard. Man 3: That's the new Sheriff out there! He's probably here to quash out thuggery! Man 1: Let's roll out the welcome wagon! Rip Haywire goes Ka-blammy! The sixth adventure comic strip! Follow Rip through a host of hilariously explosive adventures from saving a helpless bride, busting bank robbers, saying the town from ingredient X, and surviving Breezy and Cobra chasing after our hero! Rip Haywire goes Ka-blammy! Available now at Amazon!