Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 25, 2015
Rip Haywire: How goes the investigation Fenway? Any breaks? Fenway: Bad news, Haywiah. Word on the street is somebody paid a lot of dough to hiah a high-priced hit man to whack the girl you're protecting! Rip Haywire: Who? Fenway: Goes by the name of The Hawaiian. Rip Haywire: SWEET POLLY PINEAPPLES! Girl: Does he always blurt out things like that? Boy: 'Fraid so.