Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 30, 2015
Rip Haywire: Thanks for meeting me here. Cobra, I need a favor. Cobra Carson: Who are we burying and how much are you paying me to keep my mouth shut? Rip Haywire: Nothing like that, Kid. I need backup... they got Breezy. Cobra Carson: Helloooo! Pirate Queen here... what's in it for me? Rip Haywire: Well, that depends on what's in this lamp here. How about blood diamonds... scoot over, I'm drivin' Cobra Carson: Drive? You can keep the car!