Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 22, 2015
Breezy: Miss Molly, it's Breezy! You booked a flight to the big island for this morning... yoo-hoo? Rip Haywire: Explain to me again how you roped me into flying with you so early. Breezy: You think I'm cute and will do anything to be near me. Rip Haywire: Woof! It reeks of old man cologne... Don Juan must've struck again... heh-heh. Breezy: Miss Molly!! Woman: Hold it right there! Rip Haywire: Uh, please tell me you didn't hear me say "Don Juan struck again"