Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2015
April 07, 2015
April 09, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: This mgical cat totem we found has the power to make any action, no matter how vile, seem adorably cute! Voice 2: Nonsense. Woman: You know you can't carry loaded bazookas in the backseat of a car, right, Haywire? Cat: Who me? Cat: Heck, just make sure to keep your grenades in the trunk and we'll call it good! TNT: Rip, using cats, even magical ones, is a sin against the universe! Rip Haywire: Who me? TNT: Ah, never mind! Let's go watch the "Garfield" movies!
Remember, cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never allow us to forget this fact.