Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2015
Frank Finkle: Hairfire, if you want to be a firefighter, you're going to need to pass a test first! Rip Haywire: Water puts out fire. Did I pass? Listen, Finkle, I've been rescuing people my whole life... Frank Finkle: Sez you. I hope you brought a sturdy #2 pencil! Rip Haywire: TNT, it's Rip. You and Fred get down to the firehouse, pronto... um... they've got chili and cornbread. TNT: Is it homemade or hormel, Rip? Fred: I brought my own spork!