Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 07, 2015
Woman: Tahiti darling, are you in here? Rip Haywire: He's gone, Kid! And good thing too, with that gun you're waving around! Woman: I'm pointing, not waving! I was sent to kill Tahiti Jones! Rip Haywire: Oh, brother, and I thought my relationships were dysfunctional.