Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 21, 2015
Woman: Hands up, Steve Canyon! You and chubs mustache are under arrest! Frank Finkle: Chubs? I use my stairmaster twice a week. Rip Haywire: Hold on... Woman: Shut it! I'm fed up with you criminals using this abandoned mill as a hideout! This is the third time I've been here this week! Rip Haywire: I'm not a criminal! Have you ever seen a chin this bold and sharp be villainous? Woman: I admit it's impressively sharp, and that explains why I'm not a detective yet.