Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2014
Man: Search the town, the big gringo's woman can't be far. Rip Haywire: I saw your Sheriff gun down the judge... You'd be killing my girl just so this double-stack quesadilla can walk away clean! Woman: Did you shoot the judge, Sheriff? Man: What is this, veinte questions? Get to gringo-killin'!