Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2014
Breezy: I'll need to rub down your leg with warm water... it will help bring the swelling down... Rip Haywire: That sounds dangerous, considering that I swore off women for life, as part of my new adventurer's code! Breezy: Rip, your leg's in worse shape than J.C. Penny! Is being able to walk part of the adventurer's code? Cuz otherwise we'll be stuck in this romantic cabin for weeks! Rip Haywire: C-could you at least put on some sweatpants and hair curlers? Dress down a little!