Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2014
Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Samuel Longbeard: Welcome to my final resting place! I am Samuel Longbeard. But you can call me Samuel Long-you can address me as sir. Rip Haywire: A-aren't you supposed to wait for me to un-leash you? Samuel Longbeard: I felt like stretching my legs- Besides my two brothers popped in and told me you were coming! I am to warn you of what is to become of you if yo fail to return the tiki God, Tanngaroa, to his temple. Everyone who you love will leave you! Craving chinese food but always being out of delivery range! Seriously, you'll end up like an undead ghost, longing, suffering etc. it stinks for everyone involved! And I mean everyone involved! TNT: Please! I have a weak bladder!