Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2014
Rip Haywire: We've got protect a shipment of blood diamonds in this hotel until the bank opens in the morning. Cobra Carson: The job sounds deadly... let's up the danger with a candlelight dinner and some bubbly... Breezy: I love adventure... I... uh, sure wish we were being chased by a mess of goons with... uh... machine gun flame-throwers. Cobra Carson: The only flames being thrown are from your breath! Breezy: "Bubbly"? You sounded like a floozy Bond girl wannabe! Rip Haywire: I'll check the perimeter.