Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 01, 2014
Rip Haywire: Ok, fun time is over! We need to track that musky-smelling canuck van coover and get cobra and the ghost compass back! TNT: Rip, are you familiar with the term workaholic? Ten miles away, Cobra mourns the death of her C-4 of love, Rip. Cobra Carson: Oh, Rip! I loved you so much! Man: Still better about your l'amour leaving you zo zuddenly? Cobra Carson: Coover! I'm going to ram your dainty mustache down your throat! Man: Here is my knife! Plunge it into my manly chest! Ha-ha your name suits you! You really do strike like the Cobra! Ze deadly snake! But you are no match for my rugged north-of- the border quickness! Cobra Carson: Gaah! Damn you for being billingual too!