Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2014
Spur: Boy, this new ingredient you're selling is going to make people finally stop calling my food "hamburger help me!" take a look at this ad I whipped up! The legal department thought I should add a disclaimer... Man: I love it, Spur. But harmful" sounds so negative. Let's tweak it for the more health-conscious consumer. Spur: Perfect. Man: Those suits in legal are such worrywarts! I can't wait to see the look on that talking hand's weird face!