Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 27, 2014
Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Man: I've searched years for this thing! Finally the ghost compass will be mine! Man 2: Come! Why aren't you- Longbeard, you fool! Fooled by a mere child! It's the Girl Scout cookie sale all over again! Woman: That was impressive! Training you has really paid off! R.J: (sigh) you're welcome Narrator: When we got to where I hid the compass, we discovered one of Longbeard's goons had stolen it and disappeared. I finally found it, and then you came and stole it from me! But it doesn't matter. Rip Haywire: I guess I'm still chasing her love- not that stupid Tangaroa statue.