Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2014
Rodeo Jones: My sister may be missing and in danger. But that doesn't mean I don't have time to knock your eyebrows into next week! What the? Gunshots! Rip Haywire: They're coming from the valley below. Rodeo Jones: That's my sister! Rip Haywire: That's my... oh boy!