Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2014
Rodeo Jones: Cobra, give me a kiss. You're the hottest thing to hit town since that sriracha factory exploded! Cobra Carson: Slow your roll, cowboy. You'll have to earn my affection. Rodeo Jones: Don't tell me you're still hung up on that knock-kneed Haywire! Cobra Carson: Rip will be a tough act to follow, kid. Rodeo Jones: Kid? I'm a man! I'll show him what's what! Hey, Haywire! Rip Haywire: Finally, some fun! My turn! Rodeo Jones: He's gettin' up! Nobody ever got up before! Spur: You better hope he goes easy on you, boy! I don't give medical leave!